i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
I got.. some stuff back in the mail.. e_e
I found out I had my SSC in my wallet. I must’ve forgot to put it away and had it there for a long time without realizing.. but in the mail someone returned me my ID, my debit card, and my SSC. My wallet and cash are missing obviously. I’m sure this person is so pleased with themself that they decided to reward themself with my cash and some fucking McDonalds. Stupid bitch.
So... my wallet was stolen.
It’s not even a wallet. It’s a little bag with a kitten sown on that I bought in Guatemala where I keep things you would keep in a wallet… I’ve come to this unfortunate conclusion after frantically searching for it at home when I checked my checking account online. I saw “pending” transactions made at McDonalds. There was one for 8$ and the other for 7$. It...
mom: dont eat now or you wont be hungry for dinner
me: trust me ill be hungry for dinner
Got hit with a wave of depression. ><